Pleased to announce that I have become available as a Part 15 Consultant to help guide your station to certain success.
On day one I'll be there with a yellow legal pad and sharpened pencils to jot down notes about your operation.
To gather first hand inside information about you and your skills and talents I will take an extended lunch with your station secretary. If it happens to be your wife that will be ok because it's all business.
My final report will give details that will prove invaluable to becoming a significant radio voice in your signal area. A gold sticker will be pasted to your transmitter.
The consultant's fee, payable in advance, is based on your frequency by moving the decimal point.
"The consultant's fee, payable in advance, is based on your frequency by moving the decimal point".
Is this in Hz, kHz or Mhz?? Moving the decimal point to the right or to the left??
Rob Veld
I like Carl's humor, it can take what can sometimes be an otherwise tedious, conflicted hobby and give it some consensus, because we can all agree on humor.