"What do you have to hide?" A question to be feared at any traffic stop.
Of course the correct answer is "Secrets".
Yes, we are a species with secrets. It even permeates high offices in government with their "Top Secret" and "Classified" categories.
Our personal secrets include computer passwords, hidden location of doorkeys, bank account data, mistresses phone number, antenna height...
A traffic cop might pry further, "Ya? What kind of secrets?"
Well, there's the indecency...
"Indecency!?" the cop would reach for his handcuffs.
Ya, my clothes are concealing indecency.
Don't play Pokemon without them.
From what I hear the Pokemon Go players are turning up all over the place, even inside private homes and yards.
That's why I'm posting a sign that says...
POKEMON NO
Advice to radio stations.
Hey Carl. you need a sign, ALL POKEMON ON THIS LAND HAVE BEEN SHOT !