Is it true what I've heard that Members of the ALPB will be issued navy blue blazers with gold ALPB medallions?
Also you get a Micky Mouse hat as well
While a former girlfriend was in law school I bought us each Mickey Mouse hats and one night we wore them while driving seated in the front seat of the moving car, looking straight ahead and allowing our silhouettes to speak for us.
Soon thereafter, while her mother and father were taking photographs at her graduation reception, she took off the flat tassled hat and slipped on her ears, which for some reason her parents did not find amusing.
We might be talking part 15 if the ears were constructed from tin and could be used as antennas.
There has been no motion brought to the ALPB floor regarding the issue of blazers and/or medallions.
While attending my son's graduation from collage I noticed much attention being paid to one of the graduates who thought it was a good idea to attach a condom to the top of their mortar board cap. It was later learned that this person had secured a job with a prominent local manufacturer and that representatives of said manufacturer witnessed this and the job offer was withdrawn.
Apparently humor is relative.
And some people are humorless.
That's why it's so nice being your own boss. Internally, at least, you don't have to worry about offending anyone, even unintentionally.
I may not be a psychologist, but I play one on radio.
I find that humorless people were made fun of when they were small, and compensate now by steeling themselves against laughter, finding it annoying.
I was made fun of when I was young, but I didn't catch on and laughed along, thus saving myself from a lifetime of seriousness.
If there will be no blazers, how shall we dress for Meetings of the ALPB?
You wear clothes for the meetings?
No one told me you had to wear clothes to the meetings (maybe we need a rule for this then), lucky we havent been using Skype.
After shopping around for meeting suitable attire, I have settled on ascots in place of neck ties, ordinary button cuffs on ultraviolet long sleeved shirts, full length pleated trousers with a custom ALPB belt buckle, and canvas deck shoes.
I hope to ready for that first female member.
If we have any female members join, I vote we drop teamspeak and use skype