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I love being unreachable because I already know how I want to spend my time and I don’t need intruders to distract me.
Every day at either 7 or 8 AM the phone rings, it’s always right at the hour, and the answering machine intercepts a blank call. I assume it’s a telemarketer. Someday I’m going to grab the call right while I’m recording Blare OnAir, my talk show, and hold a conversation with whoever is calling. I will see how far I can stretch the call until they hang up.
When two Jehovah’s witness’s knocked I let them tell me how “the end is coming, but not even Jesus knows when.” Then I changed the subject to Noah’s Ark by asking how so much animal food was carried on a wooden boat. Their answer was that the boat was as big as three football fields. But I instructed them that at that time in history football hadn’t been invented.
One of the witness’s was cute. I think she did her own haircut.