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CARL BLARE:  I am just about to be interviewed by famous reporter Herold Revulso.

REVULSO:  So you're Carl Blare?

CARL:  Well it says so right on the opening line.

REVULSO:  You've just climbed up the side of the Internet Building and now have the attention of the world. What's you're message?

CARL:  KDX Worldround Radio is kicking off a hugh promotional campaign called "Worldround and Beyond".

REVULSO:  Do you think it's appropriate to draw attention away from the Trump and Hillary campaigns?

CARL:  If I were writing this I wouldn't ask that question.

REVULSO:  What question would you ask?

CARL:  I would ask the usual questions, "What?" and "Why?"

REVULSO:  So there you have it. This is Herold Revulso reporting from Off Center in North America.