People are Listening!

I always think somebody will hate something I say and want to get me fired.

Who would fire you Carl?... Matilda?

The listener would probably assume I am an employee because not too many station owners do shows on the air, so they might think I had a boss, but as you know, I own the station.

I do have the power to fire myself or even quit, but listeners have no way of finding the station unless they locate the website.

My assistant Flotilla tells me I can't fire her because she's a volunteer.

Life at the top is like a costume.